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audio log from the old fate, this one showing an encounter with the raider union
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GOVULUS: alright alright ye got me lads. guess raidin two ships at once weren't a pretty idea now were it?
CAP-CRULIX: no shame in it fellow! you almost had us there with those grav bombs, but aye, twas not your day it seems, good show though good show indeed!
OFF-MUDNOSS: sir- why in the stars are you, COMPLEMENTING THE PEOPLE WHO TRIED TO KILL US?!
GOVULUS: woah there! looks like your friend there is a bit of a nutter ain't he?
CAP-CRULIX: both of you! quiet down! no one died in the fight and we managed to disable their ship so sportsman ship is fine here! it was a grand old battle and they deserve some credit. and you on the other hand pirate, don't insult any of my allies again if you know what's good for you.
GOVULUS: oh come on partner, ain't nothin' sportin' about shootin a fella with no way to blast back
CAP-CRULIX: no, but it would be plenty sporting to board that hunk of junk you call a ship and give you a good smack around the head myself! you and your shifting accents!
OFF-MUDNOSS: okay let's just... calm down, okay? we don't need to-
GOVULUS: oh yes-a we-a do-a! come on you stupid pizanos!
CAP-CRULIX: [[mechanical locking and unlocking as he steps through an airlock, followed by thrusters of a jetpack]] VERY WELL THEN MATEY! SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT!!! [[launching over to the pirate ship]]
OFF-MUDNOSS: SIR THIS IS INSANE!!! GET BACK IN YOUR SHIP!!!
GOVULUS: alright then ye barmy bozo, let's see what yuv got then- CRICKEY! [[a door slamming open followed by shouts of pain and a lot of hitting sounds]] ALRIGHT I GIVE MATE I GIVE
CAP-CRULIX: good! also you're under arrest so i was coming here anyway! ha hah! good show all around lads!!!
OFF-MUDNOSS: you're all insane
[[COMMUNICATION ENDED]]