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This is a transcript of a recovered audio log. First thing I've ever uploaded here, maybe I'll find how to upload audio at some point.
COMMS-CG34: alright troops, status report.
TROOP-CG56: battalion CG, ground troop 56 reporting sir!
COMMS-CG34: i'm a comms officer, you really don't need to be so formal. also i wanted a status report, you know... what's going on right now? if you see anything on the planet you just landed on? also we can like, use names, you got one of those right?
TROOP-CG56: oh, right... well um, so far it's just a lot of sand and purple spikey plants, one of the troops fell on one and got stung by it, another went further into the desert but he got immolated, i'm just guarding the ship and-
COMMS-CG34: wait stop a minute, what in the void just immolated that trooper? you need to explain things like that!
TROOP-CG56: um... i don't really know i just heard screaming and saw some purple lights and poof, his helmet flew over here covered in ash. so anyway-
COMMS-CG34: GO INVESTIGATE WHY ONE OF YOUR TEAM EXPLODED YOU IDIOT! YOU DON'T JUST LEAVE THINGS AT THAT!
TROOP-CG56: SIR YES SIR [[sounds of a lot of footsteps, probably sprinting into the desert]] doesn't look like there's any- LIGHT OF THE STARS WHAT IS THAT THI- [[loud mechanical sounds followed by laser fire and then just static]]
COMMS-CG34: [[there's silence for five minutes]] well... sucks for him i guess... never even said his name.