FINAL WAR ARCHIVES

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another audio log from karak-5, just more normal stuff. normal is good i like normal i'm normal actually yeah. normal.

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TROOP-AY87: GIVE IT UP! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! [[lots of clicks as various guns get cocked up]] PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND YOUR WEAPONS DOWN!!!

METMO-X: uh... i can't really do botha those things buddy, y'know... gun hand 'n all that?

TROOP-AY87: then just put your hands up and surrender your balls!

METMO-X: my balls? my nuts and balls?

TROOP-AY87: the pearl you- GRAH! JUST SHOOT HIM ALREA- [[tons of laser fire as all the troops are gunned down by something]]

METMO-X: ... whadda heck?

sprictix-talia: get outta here already you big hunk 'a junk!

METMO-X: i... huh???

sprictix-talia: DO I GOTTA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA? GET OUT HERE BEFORE MORE OF THESE CITY SLICKER VARMINTS SHOW UP!!!

METMO-X: YES MA'AM!!! [[heavy footsteps as he sprints off]]

sprictix-talia: ...gonna need all the luck you can get partner...

[[COMMUNICATION ENDED]]