FINAL WAR ARCHIVES

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video log from multiple security cameras straight from the dumbest place in the universe. home of mr dummy dumb dumb dumb himself. i hope there's a log of his death.

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GNT-00-99: so... we're gonna die right? [[it's two grunts walking with each other through a massive red hallway filled with gold statues of unhealthily muscular generic figures]]

GNT-00-98: you're gonna die. i'm epic and based. [[their armours are bulky and heavy. the helmets look like dark grey gas masks with red visors, the top of the helmet is red with a golden sword insignia painted onto it. the rest of the armour is bulky and has gold parts on it's dark reds and greys, all very fancy looking but don't be fooled, this stuff is as cheap as it gets. esspecially the oversized shoulder pads.]]

GNT-00-99: you have the longest last name in the galaxy.

GNT-00-98: i know your home address. [[the massive doors to the emperor's chamber open. the two walk along a red carpet in a giant room made of gold, with piles of gems and crystals at the sides of the room and reaching almost to the roof. the two reach the end of the carpet and kneel down before a set of steps.]]

SCARLET-EMPEROR: [[at the top of the steps is this oil-licker bozo. sitting dramatically in his overcompensating 12ft tall mech suit. massive golden spiked shoulder pads. ret mettalic chest with a large golden chest piece. in fact all of it's metalic red except random gold highlights, silver on the joints and gold on the claws of his gauntlets. the helmet looks like a large golden skull with a gas mask, and orange horns that the director says "look like that one webcomic. he must be a fan of it. kill him like the rest." and a massive anergy sword with a golden handle and a red blade of sparking energy. he sucks.]] arise pathetic minions. and report the status of the operations i requested. or die. instantly.

advisor-fragalath: [[a massive snake rises up from behind the throne, wearing a red tie near it's head.]] better be fassssst, you know how he getssssss.

GNT-00-98: my plan to melt a guard on karak-5 has went perfectly. they put him in a bucket.

SCARLET-EMPEROR: excellent work whiteboy. step aside and hit the griddy while i speak to this other peepee boy. [[the grunt nods then immediatly hits a perfect griddy]]

GNT-00-99: well i-um uh... the uh... you know, it's uh... my mom once said that uh-

advisor-fragalath: sssssssspit it out already!

GNT-00-99: OUR ATTACK ON THE ORPHANS FAILED COMPLETELY AND THEN THE THE PIRATES STOLE AN ARTEFACT FROM US AND THEN THE SURVIVORS STOLE IT BACK AND THEN WE LOST CONTACT WITH OUR AGENTS ON RULEX-6 AND THEN SINCILLA DIED.

SCARLET-EMPEROR: [[he's silent for a moment. thank the stars. but then he simply points a finger at the head of 99 and a beam of red energy fires out. the grunt is left with a hole in his head, and he falls to the floor.]] now. you, other one. [[he points his finger at the guard hitting the griddy and fires a different beam. changing the armour instantly, erasing the massive shoulder pads and replacing them with a coat. that hias even bigger shoulder pads. and erasing the helmet to reveal he looks like, as the system says, "AN ANIME-WHITEBOY FROM 2006" and i hate it.]] go forth with your own cruiser. and avenge my fallen assassin! FIND THE KILLER OF SINCILLA AND DROWN THEM IN LAYERS OF CEMENT AND CONCRETE JUST LIKE I DO TO ALL MY ENEMIES!!! GO FORTH!!!

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