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a transcript straight from the belly of the beast, the eternimax. biggest warship ever built in that universe.
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ETERNIMAX: this is the capital ship of the scarlet eternity empire, the eternimax. state your buisness in this sector or be utterly annihalated
SCRAPTER-8: woah man woah! i'm just a trader passing through! name's scrapter, i'm not tryin' to start anything dude!
slictus-trickta: oh but i do mean harm partner. slictus trickta's the name and i'm here to raid that big sucker you call a warship
SCRAPTER-8: I DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH HIM I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH GREAT AND HOLY AND AWESOME EMPIRE DUDES
ETERNIMAX: SILENCE!!! BOTH OF YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF ME, THE SCARLET EMPEROR OF ETERNITY! SUBMIT AND BOW OR SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF THE ULTIMATE SKULL CANNON!!!
SCRAPTER-8: I'M SUBMITTING AS HARD AS I CAN DUDE!
slictus-trickta: y'all are plenty stupid, i ain't goin' down without a real fight! bugsters fight forever! [[clicking off the controls on his ship, followed by a loud woosh as he rockets towards the eternimax firing all his weapons]]
ETERNIMAX: congratulations! you have done... NOTHING TO US!! ALL WEAPONS! FULL POWER! [[a constant stream of energy shots starts from the thousands of turrets on the eternimax]]
slictus-trickta: DARN IT ALL TO THE VOID, WARPIN' OUT, THIS AIN'T OVER PARTNER [[a deafening crack as his warp drive sends him out of the battle]] [[SIGNAL LOST]]
SCRAPTER-8: i uh... i can give you all the supplies and stuff i have! i'm really no trouble for you dude-"
ETERNIMAX: no you're boring, FIRE THE SKULL CANON!!! [[lots of electronic droning as the entire ship puts it's power into the canon]]
SCRAPTER-8: NO PLEASE DON- [[massive boom as a giant beam of energy hits]] [[SIGNAL LOST]]
ETERNIMAX: hmph, try to hail karak again, maybe we can get something actully fun happening
[[COMMUNICATION ENDED]]