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more radio chatter from the bozo in chief and his idiot boat
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ETERNIMAX: so... are we just going to sit in silence or are we going to actually fight. or talk. or do anything that isn't so abhorently dull. [[dumby dumb stupid head is the one talking here]]
MS-01: [[it's puralian from the council meeting log from a few updates ago, forgot to describe his void there but it's deep and raspy, like a southern chain smoker]] it's called a standoff you idiot. we're all pointin' guns at each other for a reason. mothership zero one has enough firepower to-
MONAS-VAL: wait are you pointing at us? we've just been aimed at the emperor- what in the void is wrong with you?! [[it's karak. thank the stars a normal person is here he's so... i'm getting off topic]]
MS-01: you're a bunch of idiots with experimental tech who blasted their way out of empire territory and claimed themselves as a major faction with your own communication codes and scrapped up the entire extra-net with it!
MONAS-VAL: is... is that not normal? i thought it was normal. i'm normal.
MS-01: no. no it is not. you are not normal. [[something in his ship makes a loud thud when he says that]]
MONAS-VAL: what? no- no! i'm nor-
MS-01: you will never be normal. [[another thud]]
MONAS-VAL: but i-
MS-01: and you're not hot. [[a much much luder thud]]
ETERNIMAX: YOU TAKE THAT BACK KARAK HAS THE FATTEST ASS IN THE UNIVERSE!!!
MONAS-VAL: WAIT NO KEEP INSULTING ME IT MAKES HIM ANGRIER
MS-01: you're all insane and i hate every single one of you, i hope you all die. i'm leaving this and you two can either kill each other or yourselves trying.
MS-01: [[SIGNAL LOST]]
MONAS-VAL: oh... crap...
ETERNIMAX: so... got any plans tonight?
MONAS-VAL: i wanna blow my brains out
ETERNIMAX: oh i can blow your brains in a whole other way
MONAS-VAL: IT WAS A ONE TIME STAND!!! IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN!!!
MONAS-VAL: [[SIGNAL LOST]]
ETERNIMAX: ... one day my love... one day...
[[COMMUNICATION ENDED]]