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seems to be an audio transcript from an empire vessel, they're not too keen on archiving all their stuff usually, too lazy to bother with it, so this might be something interesting
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HAC-XC14: this is captain john cralcataxalacataxalacataxalatuctawalterwhitetalaxa of the hyper attack cruiser XC14, serving the glorious scarlet eternity empire. state your buisness in this area of empire space or be annihalated
slictus-trickta: ain't nothin much partner. just tryin' to find a way to your fleet's capital to see if i can raid it, y'know how it is partner [[metal clicking of a lighter]] c'mon you stupid-
HAC-XC14: do you honestly think we're going to just sit by and let you do that? [[there's a few thuds on his ship]] no... we are the forces of the scarlet empire! we are those that stand in the way of the non-believers of the emperor's power! we are-
slictus-trickta: real annoying? [[a few more clicks as she finally gets the lighter to work, and takes a puff of a space-cigar]]
HAC-XC14: real annoy- HEY WAIT NO THAT'S NOT- SHUT UP OKAY? WE'RE SERIOUS! [[more thuds]]
slictus-trickta: well hard to take you that way when you can't even notice somethin' real obvious, the uh, you know [[he smacks his lips, and puffs on the space-cigar]] well you don't know but uh... i'll let you figure it out
HAC-XC14: [[lots and lore more thuds]] figure out what? you're not getting out of this easily! we well- [[really big thud]] WHY ARE THE ENGINES DOWN?!?!
slictus-trickta: guess that's my cue to leave! see you suckers later! [[warp drive power up and a boom and a zoom]]
HAC-XC14: WHY DIDN'T WE NOTICE THE METEOR STORM BEHIND US! DAMN IT ALL! JUST PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS FROM THE EMPEROR AND WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH
[[COMMUNICATION ENDED]]