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audio log from karak-5, just something simple, some kind of deal going on in what is probably a shady alleyway or something... do people even still do deals there?
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EXEC_FRUIT: so... you got the stuff?
JOHNATHON_A: indeed old chap, [[there's a clicking sound like someone opening a case]] 5 litres of solaranium blue
EXEC_FRUIT: ...
JOHNATHON_A: what?
EXEC_FRUIT: you're either lying or you're stupid
JOHNATHON_A: what?! you having a gaff mate?
EXEC_FRUIT: that's GREEN. like just look at it that's a green colour
JOHNATHON_A: no way chap it's much more blueish than green
EXEC_FRUIT: okay yeah you're just stupid. blue solaranium doesn't look green at all you bozo, it's a deep bright blue with white and this is a seafoam green so-
JOHNATHON_A: seafoam isn't real. not even my son will believe me but seafoam was made up by the council to distract us from the fact that there's another galaxy called the andromeda which- [[there's a loud smack sound followed by a thud]]
EXEC_FRUIT: god now i know why no one buys from this idiot
[[COMMUNICATION ENDED]]