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audio transcript, seems to be from people on mars! never thought we'd get something from that close to earth
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SG-SIMMER: hey
SG-GRAFF: yeah?
SG-SIMMER: you ever wonder why we're here?
SG-GRAFF: It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night...
SG-SIMMER: ...what? no man! i mean why are we here! in a box canyon, in the middle of nowhere, looking for artefacts that probably don't even exist! the heck did you even just say? are you okay bro? you doin' alright?
SG-GRAFF: oh no i'm fine! i just really wanted to sound deep... and what do you mean "probably don't exist" mars is where the first signs of the previous were found! we're gonna find more!
SG-SIMMER: uh huh. sure. look man i just joined the sand glivers cuz you were joining and i didn't know what else to do! this planet sucks! it's just sand! [[kicks in the sand followed by a clang of something metal and simmer shouting in pain]] OW- OW- OW WHAT IN THE VOID?!
SG-GRAFF: DUDE ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! let me check- THIS IS AN ARTEFACT! YOU FOUND SOMETHING OF THE PREVIOUS WITH YOUR ROBO FOOT!!!
SG-SIMMER: I'M GONNA KILL YOU
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