FINAL WAR ARCHIVES

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by the looks of it, a transcript of a fight between two wizards. not sure how it was recorded.

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sincila:so... any last words weakling? or do i just end you right here?

scrumble: just three... [[coughs and sputters]] ... COSMIC GREE- [[energy shot and an explosion]]

sincila: no... no more of that thank you very much, i think we've all had enough of your little zeta cannons. you see, our fights have been rather fun, but you know how it is, i meet someone, i kill them, they die, they go to the void, i meet someone, repeat repeat repeat.

scrumble: i won't... give... up...

sincila: [[heavy sigh]] i know i know, truly our fights have been the best i've ever had! but all good things must come to an end, just know, you fought with great honour and all that goody goody stuff

scrumble: ...

sincila: you know, [[bwoomps as an energy ball charges]] maybe i could go meet your friends as well. you know what happens next to the- [[loud crack and a thud]]

scrumble: I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS!!! YOU KILLED ONE OF MY FRIENDS, NO MORE!!! [[hundreds of hits super quickly along with shouting]]

sincila: GRAH! [[energy wave pulse]] I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! YOU ALWAYS GET SOME STUPID NEW POWER WHENEVER I'M CLOSE TO VICTORY, NO MORE! [[wooshing as they flye up to the sky]] UNENDING TORMENT HYPER RAY!!! FIRE!!!

scrumble: NO! THIS IS WHERE YOU GO DOWN! AAAAAAAAAAAAA- [[ground cracking and thunder storms brewing]] COSMIC GREEN OVERDRIVE!!!!! [[deafaning scream and explosion]] SINCILA SHELBY ROSE PREZ PORTAL 2 YOU THE PENIS BUTT RECORD VOYAGER WEMSY OURPLE, TIME TO SAY GOODBYE! COSMIC!!! GREEN!!! OVERDRIVE!!! [[audio clips and stutters as the beam fires]]

sincila: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO- [[going more distant as he is sent off the planet by the beam]]

scrumble: [[energy quiets down as he powers down]] [[panting for breath]] let's hope... thats... the last time...

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