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audio log from a set of pirate ship radios, looks to be from a unique crew in the east sector
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WREK-1: so... why de 'ell are all de way out 'ere ey? [[he talks with a heavy cockney accent]]
WREK-2: ell? thats not a word you- [[he interuppts himself with an insectoid clicking noise]] bozo. [[it's a prim and posh british accent. kinda makes me wanna kill him]]
WREK-1: awright awright! no need to get yer knickers in a twist ey? just an old word from earth, used it insteada void till we met all de aliens n' all that y'know? it was cuz of a religion or somethin'
WREK-2: rather ridiculous. how would you still hold onto a- [[more clicking]] word that old when there are newer, better, versions of it.
WREK-1: well you still hold onta that little cartoon 'bout the blue kid or whatever
WREK-2: [[there's a lot of hissing and clicking followed by shouting]] NEOS ULTRA IS NOT SOME LITTLE CARTOON, IT IS A GRAND SAGA AND I WILL NOT LET YOU INSULT THE SHOW WHERE ONE OF MY KINS COMES FROM-
[[NEW SHIP CONNECTING]]
the stinky smelly: i overheard you talking about neos ultra! you actually like that show? it's trash! heehee, that's a lie! neeheehee, i actually kin solo, who do you kin? netzy? GROUUUGROUGH!!!
WREK-2: OH STARS IT'S ON MY SHIP GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!
WREK-1: AWRIGHT I'M COMIN' I'M COMIN!!!
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ii'm quite unsure about your pick in this world oh dietyy.
YOU NEED NOT REFER TO THE NEO SOURCE IN TSUCH A... OVERLY GRAND WAY. UNLESS YOU WISH TO. IT IS YOUR CHOICE.
vvery well then sir. but i must say, your pick for the neos of this world was rather... uniquee.
I DID NOT CHOOSE THIS NEOS. LIKE ALL OTHERS. THE CHANCE TO OFFER MY POWER TO A HERO APPEARED AND I WILL ALWAYS TAKE IT. ALL MY ALTERATIONS DID WAS GIVE HIM THE TITLE, OF NEOS, AND REQUIRE THAT HIS BASE-NEOS-FORM BE WHITE AND BLUE. LIKE ALL OTHERS, THE CONNECTION TO MY POWER WILL MATTER LESS THAN WHAT HE DOES WITH IT.
ii see sir. do pardon me for not being so educated on the mater of multiversal hero legacies. thought i must ask, who is that new neos you've been going on about? you seem very interested in him despite the fact that... well nothing has happened yett.
HE IS GAY AND TRANS AN AUTISM. LIKE ME. THIS IS VERY BASED AND VERY ULTRA-PILLED.
aah, i belive a lot about the 20 other neos's makes... much more sense noww...
INDEED. THERE IS YET TO BE A CISHET AND SLASH OR NEUROTYIPICAL NEOS. THIS IS VERY BASED AND VERY ULTRA-PILLED.
wwhat about neos reboott?
NOT REAL. ERASED FROM THE MULTIVERSE AFTER BEING TOO CYNICAL NEAR THE ANTI-FORCE. NOT BASED AND NOT ULTRA-PILLED. VERY BAD.
ii see... i belive i've learned a lot sir, good dayy