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a transcript log from some members of the surviror fleet after landing on some kind of metal moon.
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ENG-JAKLAS: hey smito?
ENG-SMITO: yeah jak?
ENG-JAKLAS: so this moon is all metal with no atmosphere right?
ENG-SMITO: yeah?
ENG-JAKLAS: so uh... why in the void are there bugs on here doing fine?
ENG-SMITO: well cause uh.. wait what? [[shuffling and rattling of equipment as he kneels down to look at the ground with jaklas, taking a deep breath from the helmet at the same time]]
ENG-SMITO: holy moly... roaches! shiny roaches- METAL ROACHES! THIS PLANET'S GOT ROBOTS!
ENG-JAKLAS: but... we're the first crew to ever discover this moon, the planet it orbits is dead as a rock, there's no holes on the surface leading to anything underground, and i accidently squished one, no kinda tech i ran recognised. looked like metal orga- [[both go silent for a solid minute]]
ENG-JAKLAS/ENG-SMITO: [[simultainous]] THESE ARE NATURALLY OCCURING SYNTHETIC LIFEFORMS!!! [[unintelligable celebrating]]
ENG-SMITO: THIS IS SO AMAZING! I ALWAYS KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THIS WAS AROUND! DUDE I COULD KISS YOU RIGHT NOW- if not for the helmet, BUT IF WE WERE ON THE SHIP I WOULD!
ENG-JAKLAS: HEY MAN I'M THE ONE THAT DOESN'T NEED TO BREATH AND I'M PLENTY FINE WITH SMOOCHIN' SOME METAL [[various laughs from smito as jaklas kisses his helmet]]
ENG-SMITO: hey- hey- cut it out dude! save it for when we're back alright? let's focus on figuring out what these suckers are
ENG-JAKLAS: alright alright, first up, let's disect the squished one
[[COMMUNICATION END]]