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this is an audio log transcript from the Monas-Val! the real Monas-Val! i haven't read this yet but this is easily some of the most important history ever! uploading it before i even read it, this is amazing!
KARAK: this is karak saamtavv, science wing, we're getting some weird power fluctuations in your area, what's going on? you alright?
DR.TELEX: oh don't worry commander captain! we were just testing a new weapon for the ship and hit the power box, got it fixed though!
KARAK: [[he lets out a heavy sigh]] alright, alright... keep up the good work. and please stop calling me commander captain, i'm just an engineer
DR.TELEX: well.. you're really not anymore. you command the crew, you captain the ship, sure you repair things when they explode but thats sort of just a side thing for you now
KARAK: it's just until we can find someone better for the job alright! i just grabbed the command helmet when captain starwalk died in the middle of a battle, anyone could have done it! soon as we find someone better, the crew will be way better off than with someone else-
DR.TELEX: the crew doesn't WANT someone else, they want the stressed pathetic guy they all know and love! everyone loves you sir! esspecially the emper-
KARAK: I AM CLOSING THE COMMS NOW HAVE FUN WITH THE NEW WEAPON GOODBYE NEVER SPEAK ABOUT THAT AGAIN BYE