FINAL WAR ARCHIVES

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a text log between the monas-val and some sort of unknown vessel

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MONAS_VAL: this is karak saamtavv of the monas-val, you just sent about 8000 hails to us in under 10 seconds. we're here to help but please slow down or stop. please.

YUGLAER: GREETI NG ORGANIC. DO YOU WANT TO PURCHASE SHIP CONTROL MODULE S. ?

MONAS_VAL: i

MONAS_VAL: don't know how to respond to this. who are you? why are you all the way out here?

YUGLAER: YOU H AVE CHOSEN TO IN STALL THE TOUCH SCERERERER SCREEN MODULE CONTROLS. I AM INBOUND.

MONAS_VAL: TOUCH SCREENS?! ARE YOU INSANE?! STAY FAR AS THE VOID AWAY FROM US! WE JUST GOT VISUAL ON YOU ANDWHY ARE YOU A GIANT CUBE WITH ARMS? WHO SENT YOU?!

YUGLAER: P LEASE. ADNET JUST WANT S TO KILL YOU SO SO NICE LY PLEA SE.

MONAS_VAL: CLOSING THE LINE, TELL ADNET TO GO UHHHHHHHHHH I CANT COME UP WITH AN INSULT SO MAKE UP A SEX JOEK

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