FINAL WAR ARCHIVES

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last log for this update, just an audio one from the monas-val again. the monas is so normal. like me. gotta love that everyone loves normal i love when logs are normal and not death threats

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KARAK: science wing, this is karak saamtavv at the command deck, we're getting power fluctiations from you again. are you running any tests?

DR.TELEX: indeed we are sir! we found something inside the artefact of the previous and we're working on using is as a power source for the ship!

KARAK: wait you- the- WHAT??? what did you even find? the artefact was just a hunk of melted ancient metal! and why use is as a power source we have plenty of fuel as is

DR.TELEX: well you see, inside it was this pale green glowing orb, and markings on the metal seems to suggest that this was actually a piece of technology!

KARAK: okay...

DR.TELEX: indeed it's extremely odd, this orb seems to power it just by wires hooking up to whatever it was like suction cups! it's amazing! there doesn't even seem to be any form or data storage or- MY GOODNESS! WHAT IF THIS ORB IS ALSO A FORM OF DATA STORAGE OR MAINFRAME? countless tests to do indeed indeed!!!

KARAK: alright then! glad to see nothing's going wrong over there, keep up the good work fellas!

DR.TELEX: oh and i accidently leaked your nudes on the extranet when i sent the wrong file bye

KARAK: WHY DID YOU EVEN HAVE THOSE YOU WHAT- THR- I- YOU- ME- THE- WHEN- YOU- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[[communication ended]]