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video log from the hull of the monas. honestly with a lot of these i'm what even records this stuff or why it ends where it does. sometimes it just seems rather arbitraty... star please don't let that be important.
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ENG-CALUT: [[xe're clinging to the ship by holding a handle-bar. their helmet is like a dull metal welding mask that goes all around xir head . the visor is the usual blue for the survivors. xe seem short with the grey space suit not quite fitting them, being very baggy even with the dark blue gloves and boots being a more normal size to compress and ends of the limbs down. their chest plate is simlar to karak's but lacking the ab protection, ad it looks much better maintained. no shoulder pads but xe do have a belt with tons of tools on it. one tool they're using now looks like a screwdriver but with a spike instead of the normal screw thingy. the end of it sparks blue as xe use it to attach a fiew wires back to the insides of a lanel she has open]] can you belive those suckers tried to see us touchscreens? darn things are a nightmare!
GUN-DELRAN: yeah it's bloody stupid [[she's on the other side of the panel watching calut work, she's about twice as tall as calut and very buff, her helmet is like karak's but all silver and with a yellow visor. her chestpiece seems to be the same as karak's but with scorch marks and ash on random bits and less actual damage and with a massive shoulder pad not even painted blue, it's definitly stolen from the empire. her legs are heavily armoured with big clunky padding over the grey uniform and a big boot on her left foot, while the other is a peg-leg... but a gun. on her back is a very pistine looking shotgun with four barrels, it looks like it hasn't suffered a single bit of damage so she's either very good at cleaning weapons or it's new. also her biceps have a tatoo on them with a love heart that has calut's helmet in the middle of it. the director is going "WOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAA" at this]] the hell you gonna do if some git smashes it?
ENG-CALUT: EXACTLY! YOU'D HAVE TO TAKE OUT ALL THE SHARP GLASS AND THE NON-BROKEN GLASS AND FIND A NEW GLASS PANEL THE EXACT SAME SHAPE AND SIZE AS THE OLD ONE AND INSTALL IT AND IT'S ALL SOFTWARE SO IT BREAKS DOWN AND IT JUST- GAH! ANY VARMINT STUPID ENOUGH TO PUT A TOUCH SCREEN ON A SPACESHIP NEEDS TO GET AIRLOCKED OUT INTO THE VOID SOON AS THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH!!!
GUN-DELRAN: oi! calm down a little love, but yeah it's real stupid. proper bozos them adnet guys are... ey karak what d'ya think of 'em?! [[she shouts over to karak who's nearby but... he's having a few issues]]
KARAK: huh? oh yeah they suck they're just so weird. and not in a good way you know? a lot of the crew is weird in nice ways but adnet are just... bad. [[his back is stuck to the ship, he's trying to push himself off it, but it mostly results in him sliding around]] like this magnet thing they did, it's like- [[he slides himself straight into a part of the ship that sticks out more from the rest, banging his head on it]] OW!!!
GUN-DELRAN: [[she snickers as she holds in some laughter]] need a bit of help there mate?
ENG-CALUT: [[xe don't hold it in, almost dropping the welding spike thing but managing to catch it before it floats too far]]
KARAK: no no i'm fine! just focus on the power systems i'll figure this- [[he slides his body but still stays attached to the ship, it's just that now the top of his helmet is the contact point]] ...out
ENG-CALUT: GYAKAKYAKAKAKAYAKAK- [[they lose xir grip on the ship for a moment, almost floating into space but delran catches xem]] WOAH! thanks partner!!!
GUN-DELRAN: oh you can thank me plenty when we get back inside
ENG-CALUT: oh i think i'll get somewhere private for that
GUN-DELRAN: oh you better-
KARAK: OKAY I NEED HELP NOW [[several random bits of space junk have attached to him while he tried to get himself free]]
GUN-DELRAN: HA!!! alright i'll go help out the good git, see ya in our room love [[she tinks her helmet on calut's before climbing along the ship to karak]]
ENG-CALUT: see ya partner [[they try to get back to repairing but stop and watch delran use one arm to pry karak off the hull like it was nothing, despite the pull almost ripping a piece of the ship off]] holy moly...
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